Imagine you’re in a room that is filling with water. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out? Simple, You STOP imagining..:)

How many 9s in 1-100? There are total 20 nine’s between 1 and 100. 9, 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69, 79, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99.

Girl asked her boyfriendif she’s pretty or ugly and the boy said, “She’s both.” The girl confused and the boy answered, “She’s pretty ugly.”:)

What do the Librarians take with them when they go fishing? Answer : Bookworm

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me something smells..

What did the spider do on the computer? Answer : Made a Website 🙂

Three eyes have I, all in a row; when the red one opens, all freeze. Answer : Traffic Light

Interviewer : If the earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen? Applicant : We will get our salary everyday.

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen? Answer : the future

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
Answer : A deck of cards

What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Answer : Hi bud

A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money. So, I woke up! And searched with him.

I have hands but I can’t clap. What am I ? Answer : CLOCK                      

A riddle about, “What has many keys but cannot open a single lock?”  The answer is, Piano.

Some fish can talk! One fish asked where they put their money. Other fish answered, “In the river bank.” 🙂

I am full of holes. I can hold water. What am I? Answer : Sponge

What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening? Answer : A Human

I run along your property and all around the backyard, yet I never move. What am I? Answer : A Fence

What can travel around the world while staying in a corner? Answer : A stamp

What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in one thousand year? Answer : Letter “m”

You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosone lamp, a candle, and a fireplance. What would you light first? Answer: match

One company owner asks another. “Tell me Bill, how come your employees are always on time in the morning?”
Bill replies, “Easy..30 employees and 20 parking spaces.”

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

I have seas without water. Coasts without sand. Towns without people. And mountains without land. What am I? 
Answer : A Map